Weighty Confession: Aspirin and A Loaf of Bread?
Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss,
Forgive Me, For I Have Sinned!
I woke up with a killer headache.
For whatever reason, I stumbled into the kitchen for relief (aspirin and a loaf of bread, a mighty combo?). There it was…the challah bread…that my “friend” brought to dinner (to tempt me? to derail me?).
I should have, could have sent the leftover bread home with her, but I did not. Instead, at 5:00 a.m. this morning, banging head in one hand, knife in the other, cutting, sliver after sliver, until half a loaf was gone. Into “thin” air, more or less.
Did my headache disappear into “thin” air, as well? Yes! Was it the aspirin or the challah? Hmmm…
All Is Forgiven.
Lighten your load. Confess! Disclose your weighty transgression!
Join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s KICK in the TUSH Club/FB!
Into the “LITE,”