Our Lady of Weight Loss » Weight Loss Humor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com Thu, 24 Nov 2016 13:01:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 Weighty Confession: Aspirin and A Loaf of Bread? http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-aspirin-and-a-loaf-of-bread/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-aspirin-and-a-loaf-of-bread/#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2015 16:21:14 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=3012 Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss, Forgive Me, For I Have Sinned! I woke up with a killer headache. For whatever reason, I stumbled into the kitchen for relief (aspirin and a loaf of bread, a mighty combo?).  There it was…the challah bread…that my “friend” brought to dinner (to tempt me? to derail me?). I [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-aspirin-and-a-loaf-of-bread/feed/ 0 Holiday Strategies that Work – Lower Your #Expectations !!! http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/holiday-strategies-that-work-lower-your-expectations/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/holiday-strategies-that-work-lower-your-expectations/#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2014 17:33:13 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=2908 Holidays are essentially just like any other day. They are filled with their ups, downs, glitches and unexpected happenings.  Whatever your expectations, I invite you to lower them now!!! Here, 10 Lower Your EXPECTATIONS Quotes! #LowerYourExpectations “When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.” ~ Donald Miller [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/holiday-strategies-that-work-lower-your-expectations/feed/ 0 #KickTush Tuesday: #Turnips, Weight Loss Handicaps and Gym Bunnies? http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/kicktush-tuesday-turnips-weight-loss-handicaps-and-gym-bunnies/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/kicktush-tuesday-turnips-weight-loss-handicaps-and-gym-bunnies/#comments Tue, 21 Oct 2014 19:53:57 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=2822   Our Lady of Weight Loss is well aware that some of us have bigger challenges to overcome than others, so she had me design a formula for computing our weight loss handicaps, enabling us to compete with those with high metabolisms, those who forget to eat, and the gym bunnies of the world. How [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/kicktush-tuesday-turnips-weight-loss-handicaps-and-gym-bunnies/feed/ 0 Couch Potato’s Dream: Watch Movies-Lose Weight? http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/couch-potatos-dream-watch-movies-lose-weight/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/couch-potatos-dream-watch-movies-lose-weight/#comments Wed, 16 Apr 2014 15:06:49 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=2460 Dearest Couch Potato, I’ve got some splendid news for you!  University of Mississippi researchers found that ‘movie munchers’ ingested 28% more buttered popcorn when watching “Love Story” than those who watched the comedy “Sweet Home Alabama.” A Vanderbilt University study found that laughing out loud for 10-15 minutes per day burns between 10 and 40 [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/couch-potatos-dream-watch-movies-lose-weight/feed/ 0 Weighty Confession: Forgiveness for Sin City??? http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-forgiveness-for-sin-city/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-forgiveness-for-sin-city/#comments Thu, 06 Mar 2014 13:30:14 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=2375 Cin from Sin City confesses to Our Lady of Weight Loss and is forgiven!  You, too, can receive forgiveness from the patron saint of permanent fat removal.  Simply leave your sin in the comment section below and know that All Is Forgiven, Move On, or join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s KICK in the TUSH [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-forgiveness-for-sin-city/feed/ 0 Weighty Confession: Thong Underwear Weigh? http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-thong-underwear-weigh/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-thong-underwear-weigh/#comments Wed, 26 Feb 2014 20:05:28 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=2365 Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~ Forgive me for I have sinned. I fear that I have sunken down to a new all-time weigh-in low. I was going to my group meeting – wherein we weigh-in – and to ensure the lowest possible number, I painstakingly assembled the appropriate weigh-in outfit. I rolled up [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weighty-confession-thong-underwear-weigh/feed/ 0 #WeightLossVIDEO – Drop Pounds FAST! http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weightlossvideo-drop-pounds-fast/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weightlossvideo-drop-pounds-fast/#comments Mon, 01 Jul 2013 11:14:00 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=1883 VIDEO-HOW TO GET BACK ON THE WEIGHT LOSS BANDWAGON FAST-VIDEO!!! Just yesterday, I was talking to “Mary” (yes, I work with my beloved clients on the weekends; whatever works best for you–works best for me) who said, “I had a really stressful week.  I was “good,” but then all Hell broke loose, and I started [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/weightlossvideo-drop-pounds-fast/feed/ 0 Puzzled? Knitted or Knot: 80 Calories Per Hole http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/puzzled-knitted-or-knot-80-calories-per-hole/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/puzzled-knitted-or-knot-80-calories-per-hole/#comments Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:00:12 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=1859 This morning, I took a very early morning walk to Dunkin’ Donuts for a cuppa coffee (could you believe we ran out, here, at home…oy!). I made my way to the front of the line, to the counter.  And, as I was ordering a small cuppa light, the alien that lives inside, she who sounds [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/puzzled-knitted-or-knot-80-calories-per-hole/feed/ 0 Slim Down…while you Laugh It Up http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/slim-down-while-you-laugh-it-up/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/slim-down-while-you-laugh-it-up/#comments Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:41:05 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=1846 When was the last time you had a side-splitting belly laugh?  A tear inducing, stomach aching, diaphragm exercising laugh?  I can tell you when I did, for sure, because I was ever so grateful for it, into it, aware of it and one with it! It was a mere 10 days ago.  I was floating [...]

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]]> http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/slim-down-while-you-laugh-it-up/feed/ 0 Kick Tush Tuesday: Food obsessed? Enter at risk. http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/kick-tush-tuesday-food-obsessed-enter-at-risk/ http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/kick-tush-tuesday-food-obsessed-enter-at-risk/#comments Tue, 28 May 2013 18:16:13 +0000 Janice Taylor http://www.ourladyofweightloss.com/?p=1812 Greetings Tushkateers,  Now that Memorial Day has come and gone, and you’ve maxed out on BBQ, burgers, hot dogs and cake in the shape of the flag, I thought you’d be interested in knowing where you can safely retreat to, escape from, find peace in; in finding and/or creating a room that naturally resets your [...]

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