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#KickTush Tuesday: #Turnips, Weight Loss Handicaps and Gym Bunnies?

Janice Taylor — Tue, 21 Oct 2014 19:53:57 +0000

Our Lady of Weight Loss is well aware that some of us have bigger challenges to overcome than others, so she had me design a formula for computing our weight loss handicaps, enabling us to compete with those with high metabolisms, those who forget to eat, and the gym bunnies of the world. How [...]

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Weighty Confession: Thong Underwear Weigh?

Janice Taylor — Wed, 26 Feb 2014 20:05:28 +0000

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~ Forgive me for I have sinned. I fear that I have sunken down to a new all-time weigh-in low. I was going to my group meeting – wherein we weigh-in – and to ensure the lowest possible number, I painstakingly assembled the appropriate weigh-in outfit. I rolled up [...]

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Gov Chris Christie Kicks Letterman’s Tush: Eat This!

Janice Taylor — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 11:05:59 +0000

Laugh it up while you slim down! The New Jersey governor, Chris Christie, kicked David Letterman’s tush, while poking fun of his “fat” self. Whether you think Govenor Christie’s weight is a potential hazard to his running for the presidency or not, I think we can all agree that there’s nothing more delicious than a [...]

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Financial Breaking News: 5 Money Rituals for 4th Quarter Economic Blues

Janice Taylor — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:44:17 +0000

A New York Times breaking news alert made its way into my in-box this morning, reporting that the “U.S. economy contracted unexpectedly in the final quarter of 2012, hurt by weaker exports, a drop in military spending and a slower buildup in inventories. The Commerce Department said Wednesday that economic output in the quarter fell [...]

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Winter Weight Loss: The Freeze Your Ass Off Diet

Janice Taylor — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 11:14:43 +0000

This morning, I awoke to a ridiculously cold 13 degrees. My first thoughts were not particularly happy ones, “Geeze Louise, when I head out I’m going to have to bundle up; long underwear, a second pair of pants, three layers of sweaters, scarves, hats, gloves….lest I freeze my ass off.” These words, of course, reminded [...]

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11 Eating Styles: What does your eating style say about you?

Janice Taylor — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:45:23 +0000

According to Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of slimming, she who has devoted a great deal of time to examining the way in which people eat, there are 10 basic eating styles – from Gulp n’ Go to Totally Beige to the Food Architect. What’s your eating style? What does your eating [...]

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