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Can You Haiku?

 

Celery and dip
Over my lips. A clean crunch.
Like Eating Water

~ Anya, Baltimore, MD

 

Ice cream and kisses
have built up the chub and fat
pass me the chisel!

~ Jennifer Koenig, Bridgeport, CT

If artists could paint
colorful foods a dull tan
weight problems would be solved.

~ SP, Woodstock, NY

Green Brusselsprouts
Your sweet fall delilciousness
Makes my tummy sing

~ Kari Utzerath, Milwaukee, WI

What to eat when my
Points are few? Winter rewards
With butternut squash

~ ARLA, New Hampshire

Cheezy pizza I want
celery I eat instead
oh, the compromise

~ Laura Bailey, Alpharetta, GA