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This Skinny's Our Lady approved product is

YOGI TEA!

Herbal teas that are meant to balance and heal.

Click here, fill out the form, and Yogi Tea will send you a FREE sample.

Tea and Free - what a
great combo!

Thanks, Yogi!

Our Lady approved!

 

Dear
Our Lady of Weight
Loss,

May I thirst for water
and experience
with every sip its miraculous cleansing powers.
May my sins and fat wash away - forever,
and please,
may there always be a clean bathroom nearby.

Amen

 


Only 1% of the world's water is usable (for us humans). About 97% is salty sea water, and the remaining 2% is frozen in polar ice caps and glaciers.


April Showers Bring May Flowers
-or-
Water Me, Please

According to Bartleby.com - The New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, 3rd Edition. 2002, the cultural meaning of April Showers Bring May Flowers is "Some unpleasant occurrences bring about better things."

I hadn't considered April showers an unpleasant occurrence. Rather, I thought of April showers as the start of a wondrous time of year. A time when the earth - through the mysterious nature of water - encourages the plants to grow. Through this new life, abundance and possibility fill the air.

Water, a Holy life force, is the most plentiful liquid on earth. Water covers approximately 70% of the earth's surface and is an essential component in most living things. Our bodies are more than 75% water, our blood more than 80% and our brains more than 76%.

Water can help to alleviate depression, cleanse impurities from the body, and make our largest organ - our skin - glow with health. Water regulates the temperature of the human body. It carries nutrients and oxygen to cells, cushions joints, protects organs and tissues.

Water is a natural appetite suppressant and helps us to digest our food. It even promotes weight loss and helps the body to metabolize fat into energy.

So why is it so difficult to down those recommended 6 to 8 glasses a day? I'm wondering if Bartleby's should remove the definition "Some unpleasant occurrences bring about better things" and place it 'underwater.'

Whatever the reasons, here's a couple of suggestions to remedy the problem. Either add a twist of lemon or line to your water or club soda, perhaps a splash of Crystal Light or try herbal teas. Non-caffeinated teas can be substituted for water!

 

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Fruitful Contest ~ Easter is almost upon us. What comes to mind? Chocolate bunnies, marshmallow candy, jelly beans? According to the National Confectioner's Association, Easter is the second most important candy-eating occasion of the year for Americans. Sixty million chocolate Easter bunnies are produced each year.

Let's shift our focus to Easter eggs. The best, delicious, most fun egg recipe that is under 150 calories, low-fat, and has fewer than 7 ingredients wins an Our Lady of Weight Loss Prayer Candle and Art-Coaster! (Approximate guidelines, just don't go wild with heavy cream, ok? And let's try and keep it simple, for those of us who aren't too swift with the pots and pans.)

Please email FUN EGG submissions to Our Lady by May 31, 2004. Be sure to include your contact information.

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Winter 2004 Fruitful Contest: Can you Haiku? - and the winner is . . . .
Many thanks to all those who participated in the Can You Haiku contest. Our Lady received over fifty fabulous haikus. Deciding the first place haiku presented a seriously difficult challenge. So difficult, in fact, that Our Lady created The Our Lady of Weight Loss
HAIKU Hall of Fame
. Congratulations to The Our Lady Hall of Famers, as well as our grand prize winner!

Our Lady is proud to present the 'Can You Haiku?' Grand Prize Winner:

A LATE WINTER'S SNACK
by Samantha W., Eliot, Maine.

Oranges and mint
whisper fragrance in my bowl
Promising summer!

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Express YOURself

~
Quench, Satisfy & Satiate.

 

Put Down the Fork - Pick Up A Pencil ...
a pen, crayon, crochet hook, camera.
Shelve the excess eating.

FEAST on your own creativity.

Food for the Soul by Alicia Dewar
Emotion always has its roots in the unconscious and
manifests itself in the body. . . . . read on.

BEAD-Away the pounds by Lightspirit
I wanted to see how many beads I could put in a necklace
and still stand up. . . . . read on

Wounded Wing by Jessica Anne
My spirit has a wounded wing. . . . .. read on

 

 

SUBMISSIONS for EXPRESS YOURSELF: For possible publication, please submit a piece of writing (no more than 300 words), poetry, verse, art, or anything creative that got you outta' the kitchen and send via email to Our Lady (info@OurLadyofWeightLoss.com).

Be sure to include contact information: your name, address, email address and phone number. If you do not include this information, Our Lady will not be able to process your submission. Please note that all submissions are the property of Our Lady of Weight Loss and will not be returned.(All information kept in the strictest of confidence.)

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Chewing the Fat

DEAR OLofWL, Thank you for your words of inspiration and for the valuable information. Did you know that green tea's caffeine is a more natural and healthy caffeine as opposed to the caffeine in coffee? One of my favorites is jasmine green tea. It can be served hot or cold. Very flavorful, by the way. ~ The Iguana Lady, Roosevelt Island, NY

Dear Iguana Lady, Thank you for your email as well as the jasmine tea tip. I'll be sure to pass it along and try it myself! ~ OLofWL

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KICK in the TUSH Club

Want to lose a pound or two? Having trouble getting started?
Need a reminder to keep steady the course?

For those in need of a weekly reminder to ground or anchor themselves to their weight loss goals, Our Lady of Weight Loss has created the KICK in the TUSH Club. Members receive - free of charge - an 'Art-KICK.'

It's fun, It's fab, It's fat-free

DEAR OLofWL, I've had a difficult few weeks and have been bingeing badly. I can't seem to find the thing that will get me to stop before the damage is done. I've been dieting since I was 15.
I was hoping this time would be the time. If you have any thoughts that would be great.
~ Still Trying After All These Years, New York, NY

Dear Still Trying, Gaining control after a lifetime of dieting and bingeing is a process, not something that is done over night. Make a commitment to a change in life style, not to diet. Get rid of any red light foods that you may have in your pantry. Recognize that when you are bingeing you have temporarily disconnected with your intention and goals. And if you are in a state where you just have to eat more than necessary, when you just must 'feel' full, my suggestions is to try eating a salad (low-fat dressing and measure it!). Try to slow your eating, slow your thinking and zero in on what set you off in the first place. Insight is helpful. And don't despair. ~ OLofWL

You may have to FIGHT A BATTLE more than once to WIN IT!
~ Margaret Thatcher

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DEAR OLofWL, Will you please send me information on when your book with be available. I am looking forward to reading it. I have had so much fun surfing your web page.
Thank you for the inspiration! I needed it. Warmest wishes, JK, Newlywed, USA

Dear JK Newlywed, Congratulations on your recent marriage. We wish you all the love, happiness and health the world has to offer. I'm so pleased that you are enjoying the website. The book is coming along and will be even better than imagined! I'll be sure to notify you hen the final publication date is known. ~ OLofWL


We'd love to hear from you!

Please feel free to write Our Lady (info@ourladyofweightloss.com) with your comments, questions, recipes. Share whatever you like. An email to Our Lady will also put you on our mailing list (again, your information is strictly confidential), which will let you in on the next issue of The Skinny.

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